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Saturday, September 14, 2019

Overweight




A new report shows that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising health benefits. Being 3 to 6 Kg overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease, research indicates. Those carrying 8 to 13 Kg extra are better able to recover from adverse conditions such as emphysema, pneumonia, and various injuries and infections, states the report. 15 to 20 Kg of flab could help fend off breastcancer, kidney, pancreatic, prostrate, and colon cancer. And an extra 25 Kg on the scale may improve eyesight, reverse baldness and cure the common cold. In general, the report concludes, overweight people are happier, more successful in business, smarter and friendlier.


The study was funded by a research grant from Anupam Sweets, Brijwasi Sweets, Gandhi pakode wala, Roshan di Kulfi, Ghantewala Halwai, Deez Biryani, Bittu Tikki Wala, Sweets Corner, Haldiram, Thaggu Ke Laddu and Col.'s Kababs

Retired Husband



                 
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter,
from the local Wal-Mart 

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.


4. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
 

5. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

6. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 


7. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 


8. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

9. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Great Site of the Day…

Instructables is the Biggest How To and DIY community where people make and share inspiring, entertaining, and useful projects, recipes, and hacks.

http://www.instructables.com

The concept of the Instructables website is inspired by a notion of creativity and innovation, as it is a place where individuals can “share what they do and how they do it, and learn from and collaborate with others.” Essentially, Instructables offers a forum where users can sign up for free and post instructions using words and pictures to describe the creation of just about anything. Instructable subjects range from art to cooking to technology to the well-named category “not liable.” Users can post comments or opinions regarding different Instructables, which creates a forum for discourse and creativity amongst individuals interested in particular how-to projects.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Flash Game - Super Stacker 2

Position different figures to make a Stack which must survive 10 seconds or until the shapes feel happy that they won't to fall.

 Stalkers

Very nice game. Post the comments of upto which levels you completed in one go. I had completed 12 Stages when a phone call interrupted my game. :(

 

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