Joke: Parking Space

Mr. Naidoo was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said  "O Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Temple every service for the rest of my life and give up alcohol."

 

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Naidoo looked up again and said "OK never mind. I found one"

Joke: Letter to Bank

Dear Sirs,

In view of what seems to be happening internationally with banks at the moment, I was wondering if you could advise me correctly…

If one of my cheques is returned marked "insufficient funds," how do I know whether that refers to me, or to you?

Slumdog!!!

Cartoon by: Mr. Irfaan Khan